So what do you do if you really, really, really, REALLY have to pee (let's say you're in the habit of drinking tons of water, but also very busy at work, so you wait until you're seeing yellow and ready to pop before you go), you go into the only women's restroom on your floor at work, and your secretary is in there standing by the sinks on a personal phone call on speaker phone?
I know I've mentioned before that she is one of my least favorite people in my life right now, but really, who does that? Why wouldn't she just leave as soon as the door opened and someone else was coming in? Or at least take it off speaker? I guess I understand that she doesn't have an office door to close for personal calls, but there are conference rooms and even stair wells where you could prop open the door that must be much more pleasant than a restroom.
So what do you do?
Do you go in a stall and start peeing? And given that our toilets are sensored, possibly have an auto-flush when you stand up and she's still on the phone?
Do you go in a stall and wait for her to leave?
Do you stand awkwardly by the sink hopping from one foot to another, pretending to fix your hair and trying not to listen the phone call to see if she'll leave?
Do you actually try to ask her to leave by pointing to the door?
Do you risk an elevator ride to another floor, hope it's not a secure floor so you can get to the restroom, and go there?